I hate you for who you are: listen. I can tell right now this isn't going to work out. I'm already getting bored. I don't know why some of these work and some of these don't. I keep trying to do different things, I guess, there's some sort of impulse to create with language. Sometimes I get some fairly decent results, I guess. Not all the time though.

I lied both times: they love me at okstate. they love me at utexas. they love me almost everywhere

k.a. pants: yay!!! place the blame early!!! place the blame often!!!